What a mail
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The big boys at the Oval Ball were in a pow wow on the appeal of Ahnimal and most have agreed on a reconsideration by hemail. The answer by the big VEEPEE that came on femail in reply to the Ok by Illy the SECEE has let the cat out of the bag.
The answer circulated to many says “To keep happy Army (sic) we suspend referee now to keep referee happy we remove suspension”. “We look jokers.” Knowing people now know all these was to keep somebody happy and some are worried that more may have been done and more may be done to keep people happy. Some club boys think it is better to play cards and pool without wasting money.
Self proclaimed VIPs
Two powerful big shots of the governing body that oversees the running, jumping and throwing affairs in the country have gone beyond the reach it is said. People have found it very hard to get in touch with this presi and the seci who are also top guns of the military. Some have tried to contact them over the telephone and with no avail. This has created a big scene among many in the trade after a VP had to run behind for 12 days to get hold of the good double.
Chanda Gundu
The story is still on the same bunch of rulers. A top official of the local sports scene has warned the running, jumping and throwing 
officials that if they are to win the elections this time, a lot of groundwork must be done. Among the priorities of the list is distributing a six digit sum among 35 district bodies so that the top officials will win their ‘hearts’ on time before the elections. But many call it a ‘chanda gundu’.
Who is blind?
One of the fast bowling coaches in the citadel that has a name familiar to a girl was assigned to coach a national team recently. Not knowing that he is supposed to train the national blind cricket team who usually bowl ‘underarm’, this coach has given the full course training that is given to the normal cricketers. One of the blind cricketers has finally rose to the occasion and gave a white ball that gives a jingle sound when it is on the roll, and had displayed how they play. Now who is blind, they ask.
Too far
One of the big selector’s in the country had to attend a coaching camp that was to pick bowlers to the big teams of the leather and
willow sport. The location for this coaching was at the famous international venue named after a leader of the country who is famous as the ‘friend of the poor’. But this big selector had requested the organizers if they could move this camp to somewhere in Colombo 7,
because he found the original location ‘too far’. Ultimately the poor bowlers could not show off their colours because that camp never took place at all.
Three idiots
The three idiots of citadel were paid off with a Bangkok tour during the happy holidays. Many wonder how these three idiots, a marketer, an engineer and a human man, made in the same boat on a well paid vacation. Only a little know that these three have been playing dual roles during the Twenty20 big bash that was held last year.
The strange leaker
The talkative man of the citadel has flown down under and has gone to meet the cricketers. But the double battered cricketers have not even bothered of the presence of this man and he had to sit among them like a stranger it is heard. People say this man was the ‘leaker’ of an important message.
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