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Thrown out

An official of a top sport who is well known for his amorous advances was seen at a hotel with a cutie. However when the man’s spouse came to know about it and the lady advanced with all her venom on the hotel to went her anger on the unsuspecting guy, who was thrown out of the hotel by the lady concerned, much to the amusement of those who were looking on.

Showing off his colours

A top official who wanted to make a good impression with an official lot had a seminar at the sport’s office. Normally seminars of this sort are held in top class hotels but this particular seminar was held at the sport’s headquarters itself because the man in the center wanted to create a good impression by not wasting money on top spots. He was said to be ‘showing off his colours.’

Pol Sambol and Bath

Now children whose parents are working for a top sports are said to be in hunger because their parents have not been paid their regular salaries. One such official had even broken a coconut and made a sambol out of it to feed his starving children ‘Pol Sambol and Bath’. How low can officials fall when they are not paid!

Guess what

There is talk abuzz that all sports grounds are to be taken over by the haughty type. Is there any truth in it people wonder? If that is the case what will happen to these grounds. Your guess is as good as mine.

A princely salary

This happened at a press box in the Central Hills. A rugby type was seen bossing at the box and asking them to finish off their tasks without much ado. He was throwing his weight around to have things his own way. It was later found that he is a big rugby type who had played for the flying types before he was given a job at the sport’s headquarters for a princely sum of Rs. 100,000 for a month.

Blowing to please some

A referee was reluctant to blow at a key rugby event recently because he was scared which teams he had to referee. “What if I offend the types that govern?” he was heard to say to close associates. It looks as if these chaps have to ‘blow’ in order to please some players so that they could get the desired results.

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