Lap top poodle at it again
The ground by the temple in the middle of the country needed some canopies. Hey presto! It was Mr. Know-all’s lap top poodle who has been involved in so many other shady deals was the person who fetched the supplier for these canopies, to host the academy side that is coming from the country east to India.

Ironically within two weeks of the installation, seventeen out of the thirty five such canopies put up with inferior quality canvas has turned colour from green to off white. The initial quote was Rs. 1.3 million and then it was raised to Rs. 1.5 million once the job was done. Now the poodle is insisting that he should get his share of the loot amounting to Rs.100,000/-.

The funny part is the supplier went to report the extortion, but was chased away by Mr. Know-all.

This is another one just like the other one
Who is the tale carrier from ground next to the temple who obtained one hundred T-shirts and 60 parasols from the tour sponsors selling Mr. Know-all’s name. But, no action was taken against him as the former wicket keeper intervened in the matter.

Long haired lover from the deep down south
They say now the sexiest cricketer in the World at one time is really cut up. After Mr. Know-all asked him to cut his hair and he refused to carry out orders the fast bowler is out of grace. Recently he was seen and heard rumbling -- “If I get another chance to represent the country, I will play and show Mr. Know All as to who I am and then call it a day”. Hasty statements beget hasty decisions.

Who gave what away at the awards ceremony?
Sri Lanka finally won the fifth ODI after losing three in-a-row to India but it was a good win. After the game the awards ceremony was to be held. Then he called up his former opening bowler and requested him to be on stage while the ceremony was on. But, the fast bowler though being a very close to him at one stage and now quite annoyed with the way things are going on at Maitland Place promptly refused and finally he himself had to do the job.

Rs. 500-a-day
Once again the lap top poodle who is a small master full of gimmicks is earning Rs. 500-a-day from tea. He sacked the former supplier and put some one of his and got him pay him the said some for the supply of the 300 cups of tea-a-day.

Cock of the walk
Now this cricketer turned umpire thinks that he is the cock of the walk among the men of the book of laws. At Galle he was seen spending his time in the third umpire’s room when no outsider is permitted to enter that room. They say that in spite of being an umpire he had no official status to enter that room. But, at the same time some say he is very close to Mr. Know-all.

Carrom no-ball
It is said that two persons attached to the Ministry of Education is responsible for abandoning the set of schools carrom players who spent their own money and made the trip to India on a so called playing trip.

Insurance
They say from the employees who work for the most popular game in Sri Lanka lost their medical health facilities from August 20th. The reason is that it has a connection with the recent bungling of the insurance thing regarding the tour.

Superb tours
The principal was put to head the association over another. The result was an overseas trip to some of them with the connivance of the godfather.