Hon. Pusswedilla all set to bring peece

Just days to go before the hilarious exploits of that irrepressible politician Chaminda Pusswedilla hit the Lionel Wendt stage on September 29 and 30 and October 1 and 2. ‘Thank You for Voting- Part 3’ is written and directed by Feroze Kamardeen.

Here’s the latest from the Pusswedilla press office; ArsikLand Royter Service News (ARSNEWS) Saptemberr, Capital City ArsikLand

(Wensday 21st Saptamberr): In a spectaculars upset, the Irish team have beaten the Australian team in the rugger world cup. The Irish team has now made a dramatic anounsementings that their great win was entirely becose of the “super addice given to them by Hon. Chaminda Pusswedilla”

(Thursday 22ndSaptamberr): Plans for the World Peece Sumitt are going as planned. His Glorious Honrable Excellency Chaminda Pusswedilla has personnaly supervised oll arrangementers. Honourable Pusswedilla was seen at the Lynel Went supervising oll arangementings.

Olso, lots of peeples were seen coming to the Went to get visas to ArsikLand to attend the Peece Sumitt. In a surprise development, a strange woman had colled Mr. Cyril Nitharamasufering (Sectary to Hon. Pusswedilla) and asked for a free invitashen to the World Peece Sumitt. Mr. Nitahramasuffering had told her “Madam, invitashen denney free thamai, you can’t take money for invyte ne?” Upon further inquiry it has been reveeled that the woman and her husband are olways fighting and she wanted to come for the peece sumitt to sort out the problem. In a press release ishued after this call Hon. Pusswedilla’s office has confirmed that “only internashnel maters are to be sorted at the peece sumitt. No domestics maters”

(Friday 23rd Saptamberr) With less than a week to go before the Peece Sumitt starts, senior offishels were seen getting new suits from Hameedias and Honorable Pusswedilla himself is set to introduce a “latest Fashen” in clothing. Lots of Fashen peeples are olso eagerly waiting for the peece sumitt to see what this new Fashne is oll about.

(Friday 23rd Saptamberr) Honourable Pusswedilla has made a coll to NASA to find out about the trip his good frend Neil Armstrongman made to the moon. NASA have sent him offishel footage which is now closely being studied by a team of expets. The sciencetifics community is oll buzzing with speculating that Hon. Pusswedilla may be planning a moon visit sometime soon. Certain analysts have pointed out that Hon. Pusswedilla did say at one time that he was planning ‘to develop the moon and have housing schemes on the moon.”

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