ISSN: 1391 - 0531
Sunday, February 11, 2007
Vol. 41 - No 37
Sports

Aney is it true? with nam

Gamini vs Gamini
Once Sugathadasa Gamini was removed from his post Sports Gamini received an anonymous call. The caller requested him to fill the vacancy with Abey. However the bewildered Gamini replied “Well I don’t know who this Abey you are talking about, so how can I even appoint him?” . At the other end the phone went dead.

This is the way you …
At the Sugar Village ground opening, the fast bowling coach of the Board was bowling to Snail paced batsman Tilleke. All of a sudden Tilleke came to life and hit him for a couple a sixers, then while fielding Yaka also missed a couple of catches. At this moment some one present there commented ‘Thank god he was only appointed as a bowling coach and not a fielding coach too”.

This old man
He was a sports man before the great divide. Upon the division, when the Youth Lady came to take her office he berated her and told her this office belonged to the sports people and she had no room there. However upon the division he found himself working under her rule. Now the old man is facing great dilemma.

The change…
The great captain has had a change of heart. Now he has changed his stance, and met the servant of Dhamma and told him that “Never mind ……include the fast bowler and the opening batsman into the interim committee”.

The drunken mice….
The athletic bar is running at a loss. However during the Independence Day while the others were celebrating in so many other ways, the athletic officials were celebrating inside the closed doors of the athletic bar.

One and One is ….
The Volleyball official was asked to make a head count to felicitate the SAG “silver’ winning squad, but, he had counted wrong even doing that. So they did not receive their gifts at the Temple tree. Now some one else has done the correct count and they will receive their share separately.

House Full….
All tickets over… houseful. This notice they can well put up at the Sports Ministry as even The Minister who is not in the Brand new cabinet has to occupy a Deputy Director’s room for the time being.

 
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