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              to Peter, the JVP will not peter outPeter Harrold has come to the rescue of the JVP. Providing oxygen 
              for the JVP is not exactly the World Bank country director's line 
              of work, but being white and having handsomely put his foot in it, 
              Harold has arrived with the recipe in hand for the JVP's political 
              survival. All of which is certainly not to say the Country-Director 
              is right about the LTTE.
  So 
              now Peter Harrold joins the pantheon of foreigners who went within 
              kissing distance of Prabhakaran and lived to rue the day, and that 
              list includes potentates such as Chris Patten the former British 
              governor of Hong Kong and of course Yasushi Akashi.  But 
              Harold arrives with his foot in his mouth at an interesting conjuncture 
              in local politics when there is much March madness. This is not 
              to talk of Tara de Mel's ritualistic banning of bands from school 
              big matches, but of her boss's inclination to survive in power with 
              a last minute revival of the plan to convene a constituent assembly, 
              accompanying it with a countrywide Referendum.  In 
              these days when it's difficult to write ten words without throwing 
              in the word tsunami, it's clear that the politics of the tsunami 
              have been firmly abandoned. When the tsunami clambered aboard on 
              December 26 and claimed for itself indelible mention in Sri Lanka's 
              contemporary political script, the President granted an interview 
              to BBC. She said "there aren't many people in countries such 
              as ours who can handle a situation like this." Or, at least 
              she said something to that effect, adding that this was the reason 
              she rushed back from London.  Though 
              it was typical Kumaratunga penchant for hyperbole, now it appears 
              that she is beginning to believe in her own exaggerations. She believes 
              in certain managerial skills she does not possess.   But 
              she wields a powerful tool - - the Executive Presidency with which 
              she can steamroller her opposition, and when she does that, she 
              can indulge in whatever belief she entertains. It's been to her 
              advantage no doubt that the opposition and her own junior coalition 
              partner lack managerial skills also. There is no Takshin Sinawatra 
              in Sri Lanka (alas this column has had to say it many times before..) 
              and nobody in the Asian model of Lee Kwan Yew or Mahathir Mohammed 
              whose chief virtue was that they were men who could get the job 
              done. Mahathir in Malaysia for instance, was able to put the country's 
              ethnic issues almost permanently on the back burner by revving up 
              the economic engine. He was fond of saying that when people become 
              prosperous they have no use for rabble rousing. Conversely, when 
              a country is full of rabble rousers, there is no time for progress. 
                For 
              every bad manager that we Sri Lankans have had in government, we 
              also seem to be coming up with ten or fifteen rabble rousers. In 
              their ranks can be counted retiring Buddhist monks, arch mob orators 
              and when she sees it fit, the President.  Whether 
              she can seal the deal this time around, is the only thing that remains 
              to be seen. The SLFP convention which was out of bounds for the 
              press would have decided already the outcome at least to some extent, 
              so there is not much point speculating about the turn of events 
              in the immediate future. But, suffice to say that the lumpen proletariat 
              is ready for good political theatre.  The 
              JVP has been handed a godsend by the name of Peter Harrold, the 
              President is poised to re-claim her leadership role, Mahinda Rajapakse 
              is angry and Ranil Wickremesinghe is as usual helpless. The ingredients 
              are here for much March madness.  The 
              JVP which promised the working class a piece of the pie has immersed 
              itself so much in the system that it is now punch drunk. Its image 
              as the 'outsider' is compromised, and it has graduated to insider 
              with junior status, still bucking the system desperately but with 
              a grunt and not a roar -- like some heavily exhausted canine. Managing 
              smarts not being the JVP's strong suit, the party relied heavily 
              on rhetoric. But, in incumbency rhetoric did not seem as useful 
              as it was earlier, when the party was on the outside. Mob orators 
              such as Weerawansa were almost getting tongue tied. Then along came 
              Peter Harrold and handed the JVP a cherry.  Peter 
              Harrold alone is not going to provide the JVP its lifeline though, 
              and it seems abundantly clear by now that the President will string 
              the party along in any one of her schemes. Holding onto a sari pota 
              must be so stifling, but still its better than being on the floor.  Tail-piece: 
              Tara De Mel's match fixing became the joke of the week. People do 
              not like mourning to be shoved down their throats it seemed. What 
              would have been a reasonably subdued affair because of the tsunami, 
              turned out to be quite a raucous high-spirited rear guard effort 
              at the Royal Thomian, just because most everybody wanted to do one 
              thing: tell Tara de Mel to go to hell.   However, 
              people were not being insensitive to the tsunami victims, because 
              the collection at the match will rival most relief funds. But they 
              showed that life had to go on - - and the one way they did not want 
              it to go on, was according to Tara's sermon on the Mount. If she 
              really wanted her way at the Big Match, she should have advertised: 
              "Convent nuns only.'' And she could have gone too.  |