What a show - public money & private lives!
"Thaaththa," Bindu Udagedera asked, "what is on TV today?"
"I am not sure," Percy said, "I don't think they show teledramas any more…"
"Why do you say that?"
"Why, Bindu, when we wanted to watch a drama last week they suddenly showed the story of a lady and a politician…"

"At first I thought that was a teledrama too…" Bindu said, "and the storyline was certainly more exciting than some of our real teledramas…"
"But now we know that it was not a teledrama…" Percy observed.
"But thaaththa," Bindu was puzzled, "who sponsored this show on prime time television? Surely, someone has to pay for it?"
"You and me…" Percy declared.

"How can you say that?" Bindu asked, surprised.
"Why, Bindu this was shown on state television. So, if someone is not sponsoring the program me then it is the average citizen who is paying for it because it is government money that is being spent on it…"
"But we don't want our money spent on learning about the private lives of politicians…" Bindu protested.

"Why not, Bindu?" Percy wanted to know. "This is apparently what the government means by media freedom-the freedom to know everything about everybody…"
"But thaaththa, we still don't know whether this story that they broadcast last week is true or not…" Bindu pointed out.
"But we can be happy about something…" Percy said.
"And what is that?"

"Why, Bindu, whenever there is a shortage of good quality teledramas, someone can always pick on a politician with an interesting private life and produce an interesting program, like they did last week…"
"But thaaththa," Bindu asked, "are there that many politicians with such interesting private lives?"
"I am sure they can find quite a few to keep us entertained…" Percy said.
"Why do you say that?"
"Well I can certainly think of one…"
"And who is that?"

"Why, Archimedes…" Percy recalled.
"Who is Archimedes?" Bindu was puzzled.
"Why, Bindu he is the man who ran naked out of his own ministry. Of course he didn't say 'Eureka, Eureka' because he didn't discover anything; it was he who was discovered by someone else…"
"And where is he now?" Bindu queried.

"Ah, he is back at the same ministry so we can expect another episode before long…"
"But thaaththa," Bindu was not convinced, "should we show such stories on television? After all, what politicians do with their lives is their own business as long as they don't spend public money on their private matters…"
"But Bindu," Percy pointed out, "the government seems to think that politicians' private lives are so important that they should spend public money making television programmes about them…"

"But thaaththa," Bindu protested, "the government is headed by a person who sued a newspaper for saying she went to a party…"
"Ah," Percy said, "that is indeed the moral of the story…"
"And what is that?" Bindu asked.

"People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones…"
"Or shall we say people in glass palaces shouldn't throw stones…"
"I won't disagree with that either…" Percy said.

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