29th September 1996

The Jungle Telegraph

By Alia


Ban bang

The government has had second thoughts on imposing a ban (or proscribing) the LTTE. There will be no announcement to that effect.

With a new tilt towards third party mediation to end the ethnic conflict, insiders say the government wants to keep the channels of communication open.

At least one domestic channel, it was feared, may backout from making any preliminary sounding if the ban was imposed. The reason they felt such interaction would amount to violating the ban.

Vision of paradise

The accounting boys in a leading government organisation struggling to make profits are in a quandary.

The boss who went on an official mission to a leading Asian capital, seized the opportunity to consult expert medical opinion on an eye ailment. Needless to say that good eye sight is essential to guide the destinies of a fledgeling outfit. No one would have grudged that. But the boss put that on company account.

The accounting boys say there is no provision to accommodate this expenditure. The medical scheme that covers employees of the organisation only provides for treatment in Sri Lanka. The only exception is an emergency situation where medical treatment is required whilst on duty travel overseas.

There was no accident and no emergency. The boys are frightened to ask the boss, who is repeatedly exhorting the need for cost cutting.

It can be paradise for some, while it is hell for others. No wonder the balance sheet continues to be in the red.

CBK's plight at peak

When the sentry atop Sri Lanka's tallest edifice - the Rupavahini tower at Pidurutalagala (8,292 feet) declared he would not allow anyone to enter without his superior's permission, she was both calm and composed.

Three vehicles had driven up to the top of the mountain and the bodyguards spoke to the sentry to seek entry. They identified the visitor but the sentry was adamant. "Whoever it is, I must check with my OC," he declared.

The visitor waited patiently and smiled in appreciation when the gates were open.

It was none other than President Chandrika Kumaratunga and her entourage. The visit came when she was in Nuwara Eliya.

Costly 'sea' show

Ever heard of a government institution, a vital one at that hiring a foreign consultant for interior decoration?

They are talking about it not only in the sandy shores but also when they traverse the high seas.

Living rooms and lounges need tender loving care. At least that is what the boss seems to think. There are others who see deep meanings.

Sam's back

Uncle Sam's boys are back in town again, although training and other matters are put on hold.

They are making a full assessment of many things that have to do with terrorism.

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