Polls and referendums: From whose 'Boodale' is money coming?
"Thaaththa," Bindu Udagedera asked, "what will Satellite do now?"
"Ah, now she can do what she wants…" Bindu's father Percy replied.
"Why do you say that, thaaththa?"

"Why, Bindu, now more than a year has passed since the last election…"
"What is so special about that?"
"Why, Bindu, after a year Satellite can dissolve Parliament anytime she wants…"

"But thaaththa," Bindu argued, "she allowed the Greens two years; shouldn't she allow her own party more than two years…"
"It is not her own party that is the problem, Bindu, it is the Reds that she can't stand…"

"But she can't do anything about it because she has even asked them to leave but they are not doing that…"
"Which is why she might dissolve Parliament…" Percy suggested.

"But thaaththa, I thought she was talking of a referendum all these days…"
"Well," Percy pointed out, "there is nothing stopping her from having a referendum and a general election together…"
"Is that such a good idea?" Bindu wanted to know.

"Why do you say that, Bindu?"
"Why, thaaththa, if Satellite loses both, she could be in quite a difficult position…"
"But, Bindu, if any type of elections are called now, it will be quite difficult for both the Reds and Greens…"

"Why is that?" Bindu queried.
"Why, the Reds wouldn't know whether to support the blues or go it alone and Satellite may not want to get together with them anyway after her experiences over the past one year…" Percy declared.
"Yes," Bindu agreed, "who would want to sit at the same table with people who call you a 'bibikkama' in public…"

"And then," Percy said, "the Greens would be caught totally unprepared once again because these days, they are only fighting about the 100-metre rule and trying to get SB released…"
"But thaaththa," Bindu asked, "do you think Satellite can increase her majority in Parliament if she has an election?"

"Ah," Percy said, "don't forget that there are other ways of doing that…"
"Why do you say that?" Bindu was puzzled.
"Why, Bindu, she could always encourage Greens to cross over to her side…"
"Yes," Bindu agreed, "all it takes is some insignificant portfolio and they will switch sides saying they want to support Satellite's great vision and mission…"
"But don't forget, Bindu," Percy cautioned, "Satellite does have a vision and mission in what she has been doing in the recent past…"

"She does want to develop the country, doesn't she?" Bindu queried.
"Perhaps she does," Percy said, "but she also wants to remain in power, probably for another six years or more which is why she is doing all this…"
"But thaaththa," Bindu was puzzled, "didn't she say that the country and its assets are not anyone's 'boodaley'…"

"Yes," Percy recalled, "she said that when the reds opposed her plans to restructure the petroleum and electricity sectors…"
"But if she said the country is not anyone's property, how could she hold elections at the rate of almost one every year and waste such a lot of money?" Bindu wanted to know.

"Don't forget, Bindu" Percy advised, "she is the daughter of two prime ministers so she probably considers the country as her mother's and father's property…"
Bindu didn't argue with that.

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