Painting
Satellite's portrait in different colours
My dear Satellite,
I thought I must write to you even though I know you must be very
busy with campaigning, just to congratulate you on what you have
achieved so far during your eventful period of leadership.
That
our country is having three general elections within five years
alone shows how democratic you are Satellite, so don't bother about
those who are now criticising you and calling you a dictator just
because you took over all the ministries that are essential to rig
an election.
Of
course, three general elections within five years also means that
nothing else gets done in the country and that we, the people, suffer
while the politicians change sides at will and make a fast buck.
But then Satellite, isn't that a small price to pay just to remain
in power for a few years more? And we have to expect that from you
because when we elected you in the first instance we should have
known that such attitudes tend to run in the family…
Satellite,
please don't be bothered about people calling you all kinds of names
for sitting on the same stage and smiling for the cameras with Somay,
the man who allegedly endorsed the killing of your husband. We see
you as a very forgiving lady, one who could talk with not only your
husband's alleged killers but also call for talks with Velu, the
man who tried to assassinate you. Why, since you are now doing everything
that JR did (and possibly even more), you could even quote the Buddha's
words that he was very fond of quoting, "nahi verena verani…"
And
thinking of Somay, did it ever strike you that both of you have
so much in common: both of you, courageous people that you are,
ran away from the country to England when the going got tough here;
you returned to be at the right place at the right time and almost
overnight become prime minister, and now he has returned apparently
to be at the right place at the right time. Does it mean, Satellite,
that Somay could be our next PM? And is that why someone conveniently
forgot to include Ratnay's name on the National List?
I
know many people find it ironical that when you ran away, you were
trying to escape not JR, not your dear departed mother, but Somay
and his then uncouth disciples themselves. But then, whoever said
that in politics there aren't permanent enemies, only permanent
interests, was probably thinking of you!
And,
Satellite, what really impresses me is your latest move to amend
the constitution and become Prime Minister. Something tells me that
LK is the brainwave behind this, just as much as FDB was the brainwave
behind your mother's attempts to lengthen her term of office. Whoever
it was, it is a trick that would have made JR smile in admiration…
So,
Satellite, we must wish you the best of luck Satellite, in the rest
of your campaign. Not that you will need much of it with the police
and the armed forces, the state media and now even the Lotteries
Board on your side. Nevertheless, here's wishing you many happy
returns…
Yours
truly,
Punchi Putha
PS- After all your shuffles, re-shuffles and take-overs of ministries,
did you ever wonder Satellite, wouldn't it have been easier if you
took over all of the ministries? That way, you could hold cabinet
meetings while taking a shower by talking to the mirror and what's
more, no one will leak the details to the newspapers or accuse you
of being late! |