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Time for results
By Roo
It's happened to the best of us, at some point of time. It's traumatizing, it can lead in some cases to extreme depression or extreme jubilation. You guessed right - it's the coming of results!

Whether you are considered the next Einstein in the making or the biggest dunce the class has ever seen, results can lead to the same trying consequences. The week leading up to it (as I fully understand) drags on. Your days on the face of this earth seem numbered. Your nights are full of bizarre dreams which cannot be understood by the best in the profession.

Speaking to a friend just yesterday I realized that this has got to be worse than hell. She was awaiting the results of one examination whilst another examination was looming ahead. Every sentence in our two-hour long conversation ended with, "But since the results are due..."

Plans for the next few weeks were at a halt.

What ceases to amaze me is how even those who are guaranteed good results find it difficult to go check it. It is somewhat the norm of life in general. It's almost as though one of the clauses of living is, "worry excessively about results."

Society should pay this debt. Close knit as we are, do we need to know, how the other person fared. It is deemed necessary to know if your neighbour's son or daughter or even in extreme cases if your cousin's brother-in-law got fantastic results.

But why? I ask. Your results are your own private property. You have the right to disperse of it as you please. It is you who have decided to go ahead and sit a said examination. It is you and only you who has suffered late hours and missed out on your best friend's party to cram the night through. It seems rather selfish, but I wish on behalf of all "results-awaiters" that Parliament will pass a resolution against people quizzing you on your results!

ACT IV - "Candidates cannot be asked, threatened or required to write down their examination results by anyone other than their pet dog. Doing so can only result in the 'question-asker' serving life at the Welikada Prison with no option of parole" (Wouldn't that be nice!)

"I had gone out with a few of my friends for ice cream," says another unfortunate victim, "when one of them suddenly appeared and screamed excitedly that the results were out. It was two in the afternoon and I had no way of getting home immediately. And people whom I'd lost touch with ages ago all started calling, wanting to know. My imagination ran wild. What if I'd done well in one subject, and failed my favourite subject? What if? What if?"

That remains the biggest hurdle. The "What ifs" can lead to so much trouble. It's quite impossible for us to imagine a happy scenario, where we've received the results that we've always wanted. That our paths are now absolutely clutter-free.

Most examining bodies now post the results on the Internet. This actually does little to help an already awkward scenario. On finally logging on to the network, you are required to stare at a blank screen for a good two hours before getting the results. As you type in your index number and other details, your pulse reaches an absolute peak. Your hands get all clammy, and your mind starts spinning around in circles. But that I've been assured is quite normal. Never fear. There are other sufferers of the same disease.

We are informed incessantly that the 'after-results-life' is much better now than it used to be. There are so many options available. But that in turn leads to more complex issues. What do you go for? Do you choose accounting, marketing or computer management? Do you pack up and leave hoping that better prospects await you away from home?

However much we complain and curse, receiving results whether they be good or bad is part and parcel of living, breathing and growing up. The worst scenario would be that you've come down in all the subjects. But when you take those final steps on the face of this earth, your examination results are not likely to trail along beside you. So cheer up, and look ahead; this process is only what you make of it!


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